russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.

I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper

by Daddy34f July 17, 2006

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

by NWFHA August 6, 2009

sniper monke

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

Sniper rifle

Sniper rifle is accurate semi automatic or bolt action long barreledfirearm with telescopic sight attached to the stock.

Sniper rifle is not same thing as sniper.
Sniper is person who uses sniper rifle.

Paradox Poke:This PGM Hecate II is really good sniper rifle.

by Matyu Sniper December 19, 2017

Sniper Nerd

A user on a game that snips people all of the time and every one hates them.

"That sniper nerd just shot me"

by Ross Attack March 14, 2009

Imaginary Sniper

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.

Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me

by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009