California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.

Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010

Cum smoothie

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

by 70476328 June 13, 2017

Jew Smoothie

The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.

That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie

by Komunizt June 6, 2011

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

strawberry smoothie

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.

1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.

by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008