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lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack
I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started
by KMCno9 November 3, 2008
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Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.
"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"
by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012
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Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"
As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.
Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!
by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011
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lumberjacked

to be pounded excessivly hard by a burly white man. A.K.A a lumberjack
I lumberjacked Kelly so hard last night. It was greeeeeaaaaatttt!!!
by duuudde November 29, 2007
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lumberjacking

When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
Those HOs were lumberjacking every drunk College student at Spring Break.
by Money Mark April 28, 2007
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Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!
After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.
by cheetofrito April 2, 2009
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