shortarse syndrome

Bossy behaviour by a person of short stature but large ego, also known as a Napoleon complex

"That little runt has shortarse syndrome:
ever since he got promoted to deputy assistant chief toilet cleaner, he thinks he makes out that he runs the entire company!"

by Iskander ibn Al Khwarizmi January 13, 2026

artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"

by cota January 10, 2008

worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.

I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.

by QuacksO June 27, 2016

Kinda sorta fought

Pussy nigga's way of saying he got washed

Me and ant kinda sorta fought but i had it coming.

by Ji99yspice February 5, 2019

Salesman sorta giant

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator

He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope

by Micheal scoott July 3, 2022

labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change

" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"

by superduperpasta July 23, 2025

Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;

"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"

by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010