Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

shitheads

Shitheads are brown haired or dark haired caucasians who have shit for hair
theyd be better off dying there hair blonde red orange blue green or even purple
they think their good even though they dont notice their hair is the same colour as their excrement

"The world is full of shitheads"
"thats alot of shit"

by scotty mcdougal September 17, 2006

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

Shithead

He/She whom be without flame.; Any person that constantly asks you for a "light".

"This is the fourth time he has asked me to get up, reach in my pocket, and give him a light. What a Shithead!"

by LoNBoY August 26, 2014

Slytherin

Slytherin is a house in Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry. It is the house chooses for those who are highly ambitious and cunning when it comes to getting their way. Though it is typically considered the house of evil, because it produces many evil witches and wizards. Many overlook the good people that leave slytherin.

Draco Malfoy, a slytherin, was a slimy, little price of bat crud who lead to the demise of the famed and loved Albus Dumbledore.

by Ginny Hermione Potter October 5, 2016

Slithery snake

Someone who is known to be nouns such as banwagons double crossers liers and Cheaters

Dude Kevin Durant is such a Slithery snake for going to golden state

Yo Doug told Amanda that I fucked Lisa he’s such a slithery snake

by Allen Douglas Peterson-Herman January 8, 2018

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006