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purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007
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Slider

A person who travels through a wormhole to alterante but parallel universes.
Quinn Mallory was the orignial slider. he was from San Fransico. He got killed by a rabid moneky with a laser gun.
by Butthead November 1, 2004
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itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head
i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night
by nickhaglund May 5, 2009
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Slanders

Someone in claiste choilm
Shut up slanders
by Slanders October 8, 2018
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Roblox Slender

The lowest form of life, a fucking abomination of roblox teenagers and child predators

Avoid at ALL cost's
My Friend: Hey there is a slender in this server
Me: FUCKING BURN IT, STOMP IT TILL ITS DEAD LIKE THE INSECT IT IS
The Roblox Slender: mIc uP lOSeR
by Mister Masturbator April 21, 2021
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Kaito Slander Day

April 10th is now the official Kaito Slander day where we all come together and hate on Kaito Momota.
Hey are you excited for Kaito Slander day?
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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