Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

My sack is full

The completion of a full day's work.

Co-worker 1: "Hey , Niqua, you doing any overtime today?"
Co-worker 2: "No, not hardly! My sack is full. I'm finished for today."

by talk2me-JCH2 June 17, 2017

slacknang

Someone who is completely integrated within the moment and going with positive energies.

"Hey man, did you see Libba over the weekend?"
"Yeah boi he was so slacknang and in the moment"

by AFL Footylads October 5, 2016

Slacktivist

one who vigorous posts political propaganda and petitions in an effort to affect change in the world without leaving the comfort of the computer screen

No one ever shows up for our Slacktivists United meetings.

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

slackattack

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

SACK-LASH

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved

My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash

by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008