Irish Suntan

The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.

Guy 1: Patrick fell asleep on the beach. He has an Irish Suntan.

Guy 2: I'll get the plywood strips.

by impslayer August 15, 2010

skunt

a scaberous vagina. also, a vagina that smells like skunk. or anus.

Russ, you are a total and utter skunt.

by atomicjerk January 23, 2004

skunt

a skunt is basically a sket and a cunt combinned basically someone who will fuck you then fuck you over

yeah ryan plastic has slept with over 100 people what a skunt

by i hate plastic January 20, 2009

stuntasmic

stun+orgasmic
describes someone or something causing intense feelings of amazement in others.

Justin fucked me so good I swear it was stuntastmic. hahah.

by j u c k i e July 27, 2005

Skuta

One who doesn't follow airport security codes so that he can get a full cavity search.(In Prison)one who is referred to as a "Blowdryer".

Bob: That guy in security is shoving a paperclip up is butt, why?
Mike: Oh, he's just a Skuta.

(In Prison)
Sam: It's so wet, I really want a Skuta right now.

by farquaad121314 April 29, 2009

skunt

The crust left over after someone who can't wipe their ass excretes their wastes (shit).

David could not fuck his girl because her skunt covered her ass.

by John Jones January 30, 2003

Skunt

1. A cross between a skank and a cunt
2. A super bitch

Yo, that girl is such a skunt.

by Downtown Kar March 13, 2007