shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

shmoogled

To be thoroughly intoxicated with alcohol.

"My God man, I'm shmoogled."
"I'm getting shmoogled tonight."

by James Fazackerley September 9, 2007

shmooka

An annoying person who insists on taking up your valuable time.

He bugs me every day, and is just a shmooka.

by halestormz97 December 9, 2008

shmoogles

My friend sam, one day, i just say hey, you, shmoogles, come'er!

shmoog
shmoogle
shmoo
shmoogles
THERE ARE ALL THE SAME WORD from SAM!!!

by jax loves vinny July 7, 2003

Shmoo

A blob like architectural monstrosity forced upon an unsuspecting public. Typically the torturous revenge of artistically “form above function” inclined Architects exacted upon the inevitably “function before form” structural engineer of a project. Often can be found on exteriors of buildings increasing the risk of seismic collapse, or inside where they reduce clearance, increase clutter, or otherwise counter-intuitively change a space.

"Did you see what the architect has on the plan for the new building? It's this huge oval with holes out of drywall hanging from the ceiling. What a shmoo!

by Bill Beveridge September 16, 2004

shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

Shmoo

A creature having a strange or frightening appearance

The fat chick is a fucking Schmoo

by Matt Penfold February 13, 2004