guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.

GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard

by guisim12 March 15, 2017

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

Samir

Some ugly Arab who decided to be a math teacher and is horrible at it.

Boy1: Yoo mate my new math teacher is a fucking Samir, definitely gonna fail this class now.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.

by Krille E January 28, 2020

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018

simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020