skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

shrederation

a elite group of skiers and rider who huck cliffs, spin 360's,and just straight up shred powder.

Dude the shrederation is meeting at miller cliffs to shred some pow pow.

by Tom Mohr April 11, 2007

Shred And Fled

The act of having sex in a member of the opposite sexes house and sneaking out when their parents get home.

My nigga I car the car pulling up so I shred and fled.

by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

shred chick

shred chicks are the most coveted girls around. they are passionate and sassy, and have amazing snowboarding skills. they will school you in the park, work you in the trees, and if you are very lucky, kiss you on the lift. the faint of heart and gear cannot hope to approach the shred chick. you must be up to the challenge.

I am so in love with that shred chick, I just chased after her down the mountain.

by midget mafiosa January 17, 2009

ShredAlert

When conditions and elements for a sporting activity align to become irresistible, making it incredibly necessary for one to drop every responsibility and obligation in order to recreate.

A call to party at the most varsity of levels.

ShreeeedAleeeeerrrt, I will not be coming to work today.

Drunken party=Facebook profile pictures, ShredAlert!

by hiris April 16, 2009