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BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019
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Skrape

Jordan: I'll skrape the shit out of you.

Keat: I'm definitely drunk enough for that.
by Candouche September 29, 2010
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Bar Shrapnel

An abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. Caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change.
I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.
by Featherslam!!! July 14, 2009
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ShapeShifters

•a Trademark - ShapeShifters is a comic book, graphic novel & video animation series featuring action / adventures / fantasy / mythology / science fiction and love stories

•the ShapeShifters or Shape-Shifters was an internet video arts group on the www that shifted & transformed itself into a comic book & video animation empire

•Shapeshifting is a common theme in mythology and folklore as well as in science fiction and fantasy. In its broadest sense, it is when a being has the ability to alter its physical appearance. ...
•the ShapeShifters comic books rock!
by Shape-Shifter January 15, 2011
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Arnott's Shapes

A savoury snack wrapped in foil for optimum taste and freshness. Manufactured by Arnott's, an Australian company that specializes in unhealthy after-school treats.

They are baked, not fried and claim to contain no artificial colours or flavours, which is unusual considering the most popular flavour is 'barbecue' and they are clearly not barbequed or contain any ingredients that are or could be barbequed.

Other flavours include: pizza, cheese and bacon, cheddar and chicken crimpy.
Being italian, Leah refuses to eat Arnott's Shapes unless of course they are of the pizza variety.
by craig_s October 13, 2007
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pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)
Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!
by Fukaface! December 18, 2010
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shrappy

A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.
I was in a shrappy mood after I was fired from Debbie's Sex Emporium.
by bobo the monkey March 18, 2003
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