shonka guha

a man who presents holiday programs

here is a nice place to visit

by joe menna November 18, 2003

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shonkatoria

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.

I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonkola

unstable dodgy and flimsy, generally spoken by a female.

"that deck that Jason built is sooo shonkola" said Shannon!

by Pablo Scambolini January 1, 2009

Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

Shook

(Verb) To be very angry

(Verb) To be shocked

I'm shook.

I can't believe he did that. I'm so shook.

by Shookedup December 30, 2016