Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 7, 2009

spooning

spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!

if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.

by Kaitlyn C. October 1, 2008

shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006

shooting the shit

slang for talking with someone about nothing in particular.

"Come on over and shoot the shit" Nirvana-Aneurysm

by shen-an-doah October 28, 2003

shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation

We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.

by Ignotus October 30, 2003