the shock master

Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
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The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb March 06, 2018
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spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.
by cdogbullshit November 18, 2009
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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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Mask Shock

The experience of being pleasantly surprised or shook at someone's real face when they remove their mask for the first time.
OMG my coworker took her mask off for the first time today and I had total mask shock. Her real face was so much prettier than I imagined!

Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.
by LaLa Saquois December 18, 2021
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Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
by LAGOUT July 21, 2019
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Pixel-Shock

The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.
"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."
by curatethewords April 16, 2014
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