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Shooshee

She’s lovely. Yeah, that’s Shooshee
by sofa5lamp6 December 7, 2025
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The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.
Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*
by andygforizzy June 14, 2011
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Cheesy Smoosh

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.
by Gruntpile June 1, 2018
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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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