Shlong

An insanely large horse cock.

Bro, you see Tyler with that 10-inches? He’s got a shlong.

by TylerXXX September 17, 2020

long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.

Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"

by fatdogshit November 29, 2020

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023