Shlong

A dick that is at least 16 inches
Holy shit he had an 18 incher!! It was a shlong
by Skammmmm January 29, 2017
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redneck birth control

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section
by Skammmmm August 27, 2015
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