redneck birth control

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)

Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section

by Skammmmm October 8, 2015

Shlong

A dick that is at least 16 inches

Holy shit he had an 18 incher!! It was a shlong

by Skammmmm January 28, 2017