Band Shirt Whore

A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.

John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

out-shirt

To wear a shirt that is blatantly superior to that of your antagonist.

I totally out-shirted Iceman at the Ironman Florida post-race party.

by Danny Agapito March 26, 2007

lost his shirt

Lost all of his money in risky financial undertakings (gambling, stock market)

He bought four thousand shares of Foocorp, and lost his shirt when they filed bankruptcy!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Generic Festival T-Shirt

When you go to a music or other festival, you will usually see people wearing a few different types of t-shirts. There will be several t-shirts (usually event t-shirts) that are the same at almost every festival you go to, hence they are common or generic to the festival. These hark back to the uniform wearing days of the festival going punter.

Yo, check out the dudes with their Generic Festival T-Shirts, must've hit up the merch tent together. How cute.

by sarhorse August 11, 2010

tuxedo t-shirt

Typically a black t-shirt with a white tuxedo printed on the front, giving the illusion that the person is wearing a tuxedo.

They are usually awesome.

"Is that guy wearing a tuxedo t-shirt?"

"Yeah. He's probably awesome."

by TehInteractive May 1, 2008