shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

shire

aussie dominated area of sydney

only known place in sydney not to have lebs in it

sutherland is a nice place, too many fkn bush fires

by largo March 4, 2007

Shirley

A female

Slowly but shirley

by Shiara shane June 8, 2021

Shirley

Shirley is the most beautiful , gorgeous , outgoing , strong , and sexiest woman alive! She is great kisser , has a nice big butt , and huge boobs! Even while young , she will have a sexy womans body with perfect curves! She is very unique and she will help you with all your troubles! She is usually tall and always majestic and she needs a big man to hold her close! She loves to cuddle and kiss alot!! Shirleys usually have had a ruff life but she will try to find the bright side of things. But dont let a Shirley fool you , under all that beauty is a BAMF! She can beat the shit out of someone then come home and cuddle with her man! She is definitely a dime! Perfect for any man!!

Shirley just beat my ass and lookd good while doinnng it!!!

by DONTHATEMECAUSEMYGIRLISBETTER January 16, 2011

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

shirvell

Noun. An hysterical anti-gay screed used to deny the author’s fears of his own hidden sexuality.

Can you believe the lawyers for Prop 8 cited a shirvell from George Reker?

by Ima Pfister November 10, 2010