shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020

Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Shitting out pythons

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.

Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.

by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010

your shitting me

I literally don't believe it !!

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !

by K100P May 20, 2014

Troll Shitting

Someone who posts multiple complaints just to complain about something.

Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.

by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015