I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

by Octopod September 25, 2003

sedugery

One's ability to seduce.

The attractive woman has sedugery

by Austin January 23, 2005

sheburns

The slightly uncomfortable burning sensation in and/or around the female genitals after prolonged intercourse.

After a long night of good sex with her new boyfriend, Julie came up to her friend Millie to talk about it:
"Oh, man, that was quite a night. Have i got the sheburns now! i can't even sit down in these jeans. I need a bucket of cold water to tame the flames!"

by Milena Satanas May 17, 2008

Shadudda

another way to say shut up/be quiet

"You're an idiot."

"Shadudda!"

by RougeRose January 22, 2009

seductise

To seduce someone with just the look in your eyes, more mild than eye fucking, but more extreme than just a once over. Must include eye contact. 20/20 vision suggested.

"while waiting for class to begin, it hit me all the extra tutoring sections and after class notes culminated in the very suducticeing look in my teacher's eyes"

"i couldn't tell if the girl on the bus was trying to seductise me or if she just had something in her eye"

by Horn Dogs June 27, 2009