Service Top

A bottom that is in a top position. Constantly asking if they are doing good. Taking orders from a Dom but being on top. A sub that seems in control but can be flipped at any time.
Sub Male: Am I doing good? I wanna be a good boy! Tell me I'm a good boy please!

Dom: Yes, you're doing amazing. You're my good boy.

Person 1: What's a service top?
Person 2: You know John? He had sex with Becky last thursday. Said he was being dominated even though he was on top.
by DontAskAgainNow August 13, 2019
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Self Service

To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.

Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).

Chris:"You're gay!"

Oli: "So's your face!"

Chris:"So's your mother's face".

Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"

Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"

Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*

In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
by MoooF December 22, 2006
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Yours in service

An ending used by a national scout cult
Yours in service,
Cult leader
by That1cultleader June 04, 2018
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Pig Services

Group known for making account generators, With the most popular being the Discord Member Booster
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t.me/pigservices
Wow this Discord selfbot by Pig Services is lit!
by Pig Services August 07, 2021
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lip service

To tell a person off; to argue with superb stability and backing
Man, don't be lettin' her give you lip service like that.
by madison7667 May 14, 2004
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Terms Of Service

It is a large wall of text that only idiots with no time read.
"Man I can't believe you read the Terms Of Service"
by Bman111 December 01, 2016
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Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI
by RogerSgt April 18, 2021
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