Hand for service

When you extend your arm above your head to look for cell phone service, thinking you may get a signal higher up.

I had no bars in Mel's basement, so I had to put up a hand for service to send a text.

Hand for service by Mandikinsomos February 4, 2009

laptop rental service 

It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.

Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service

laptop rental service by Astrophile April 2, 2021

Boston Express Taxi Service

It's a travel service not a taxi service.

I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook

Boston Express Taxi Service by notarchs March 20, 2022

Internal Revenue Service 

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).

IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...

Internal Revenue Service by SubIeveI February 17, 2023

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A cool fact...

Urban Dictionary: "Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy."
User: "Cool."

Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy. by Cookieboy 2005 August 2, 2022

Distributed Denial of Service 

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

Distributed Denial of Service by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Silent Service 

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.

I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.

Silent Service by L. Roman July 15, 2006