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Secondhand Sunscreen

Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.
I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.
by which hunt? September 7, 2010
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Secondhand Annoyed

When a listener becomes annoyed by the content revolving around the content and/or protagonist of a story, when in fact, they were not an original witness.
I heard a story about how this little punk in my friend's class reminded the teacher to collect the homework. I instantly got secondhand annoyed and wanted to pound his bitch ass.
by Sassy Sparkle Princess February 12, 2013
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secondhand serenade

A very kickass acoustic/rock/emo band. It is a one man band led by John Vesely.
Your Call is a song by Secondhand Serenade
by xSecondhand Serenadex :] June 29, 2006
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Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010
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secondhand cum

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well
I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!
by thirstypeach April 23, 2019
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Secondhand Disney channel

When you, unintentionally, know too much about the Disney channel. Because of younger siblings.
Guy: Zach Effron is such a queer.

Guy 2: Who the hell is that?

Guy: The guy who plays Troy in High School Musical.

Guy 2: Dude you got some Secondhand Disney channel going on.

Guy: Yeah my little sister always watches that.
by dylannnnnnnnn October 18, 2008
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Secondhand Game

words of persuasion aimed at a female individual but her best friend unfortunately falls in love as well
Lil Timmy was spittin game at lil Amy and her friend wanted to have sex with him too. "Damn..lil Timmy got 'secondhand game'."
by el.chingon September 17, 2010
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