scroogies

Gloves or "wrist warmers" with exposed fingers as the characters from A Christmas Carol are shown wearing. Seen most often on knitting hipsters, starving artists, steampunks and the homeless.

Just bought me some scroogies off Etsy! now I can surf FB and urban dictionary and still have warm hands!

by ali mar November 4, 2009

Scrod

1. A shorter version of the word "scrotum."

2. A type of fish.

3. The past passive pluperperfect of the verb "to screw."

I scrod her with a scrod while she tickled my scrod.

by uncl3blaz3r August 10, 2012

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG February 4, 2012

scroogle

sing noun, /skruu-gul/ something/one that outwardly possesses the quality of being cute while being evil at heart.

"That exorcist girl is very scroogle".

by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008

scrod

Noun: Some one who talks a lot of crap, but is way to weak to back it up on the case of a fight.

I'm sick of you, you scrod!

by S-bound January 9, 2015

scroodle

to give oral sex to a male.
give head
hummer

Did you scroodle his noodle last night?

by CV June 21, 2004

Scroogoliosis

A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.

I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009