Shanghai Screamer

Prior to engaging to copulation, suggest to your prospective partner that she knots her hair using two crossed chopsticks. Upon entry into the vaginal canal from the rear (doggie style), and just before the moment of climax, the man removes the penis from the vagina, and inserts into the anus, uninvited, whilst taking control of the the chopsticks. At the moment climax, the man grips the chopsticks, and buries them into the scalp of the female recipient, thus leading to a blood-curling scream. (and perhaps blood from the anus, who knows?) After this EXTREME moment, reach into your dresser drawer and pull out a fortune cookie, and proceed to read the fortune to her.

Roommate 1: "Bro, I just heard some girl give out the loudest scream from your room. Is everything okay?"

Giver of the Shanghai Screamer: "Yea. That bitch be dead. I just gave her a Shanghai Screamer. Peace out, beezy."

by A.M. 378... December 3, 2010

Screeb Puncher

A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.

Dude, there's 6 guardians here and this screeb puncher popped a tier 1 into the well?!?!

by SecretGuardian October 2, 2018

screefus

Screefus is the word used for the local black kid who terrorises the estate

yope mush I seen screefus yesterday smashing fuck out of his mams car

by ALFIE SCREEF December 5, 2018

Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.

Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.

by Buckpizza July 9, 2019

The Screen Savers

tv show on TechTV that is on every weekday at 7:00 ET, and u can play in their lan parties every thursday... which are powered by NVIDIA. which is weird because whenever they are talkin about video cards they always recommend ATI radeon cards.

"the ati radeon 9600 pro is a good video card"
patrick: "join our lan party on thursday"
leo: "powered by NVIDIA"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003

silver screened

To run away from what you have known to chase fame and fortune. Word made known by the band Placebo for their song titled "Special Needs".

remember me when your the one who silver screened...

by Notorius B.I.G. April 4, 2017

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011