scooter chav

a child aged 7-14 that is a chav and rides a scooter and is allways vaping with the older lads.

alfie rough is a right scooter chav

by Shroom of the loom March 8, 2017

blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022

scooby1961

Scooby1961, or simply "Scooby" is a well known youtube personality known for being one of the first bodybuilders to dedicate a youtube channel to bodybuilding and overall physical fitness. A lifelong natural bodybuilder, Scooby gives advice through decades of personal experience while also living an active lifestyle. In 2015 Scooby revealed he was gay, and much pondering was done about how that changed his lifestyle. Broscientific consensus largely indicates Scooby may be a Power Bottom.

Cornelius: Ey Big John, how long have you been bodybuilding?
Big John: 1 Year
Cornelius: do you follow any person?
Big John: hell yea nigga, Scooby1961
Cornelius: Aww No way I heard that guy was gay
Big John: Say that again and I'm going ram your head into the concrete
Cornelius: Ok please don't hurt me

by Poopy Mgee August 14, 2016

Scooby Dooby Doo Fucko

Joker's Famous Catchphrase In The Show Scooby Doo

Joker:"Scooby Dooby Doo Fucko"
That's what he says

by The Muscle Tustler October 16, 2019

Double-sided Scooby snack

Sex move that requires two guys and one girl. The Two guys dress up as Scooby doo, and the girl as shaggy. The girl lays down on her side. One guy fucks her in the pussy and the other in the ass, hence double-sided Scooby snack.

Me and my friend gio did the double-sided Scooby snack to this girl named Jenna.

by Riley K. #10 May 9, 2014

scootypuff

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

by Minjo May 17, 2015

Scooter People

People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).

Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.

by The British BJ September 4, 2011