scone

1. A small cake originating in Scotland
2. Derived from the Scottish Gaelic word "Sgonn" meaning a "block" or more precisely "Sgonn arain" meaning a block of bread. Due to this, the correct pronunciation is "Skon". The earliest record of a scone dates back to the early 16th century in Scotland.
3. Commonly served with clotted cream, strawberry jam and a cup of tea. More commonly known as a "cream tea".
4. There are derivatives of the word "scone" in Scots language where the word is also pronounced "skon".
5. Can also be known as a biscuit in American English.

Scones are delicious.

by Siamese November 17, 2006

tonsil stones

Tonsil Stones

Usually not food but Post Nasel Drip (mucus) high in protien and good food source for bacteria finds its way in to tonsils accurs more at night

by . August 25, 2003

schnese

A man without any form of body hair whatsoever. Usually not hitting puberty until an unknown age.

That guy is forty years old and is still a schnese.

by Landrew Ryan Schulenhake May 17, 2007

rolling stones retire

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it

hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year

by boots9288 September 16, 2009

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

sconse

To go to or attend something

I'm thinking of heading to the trooms on saturday for a sconse or Im meeting the ster for a sconse later on

by Patrick Burke June 22, 2005

stick and stones

What the caveman really started out with. (emphasis on man)

Hint hint: Penis and balls.

The caveman revealed his stick and stones and put it in the cavewoman's mouth.

by Ben the Bean that is Jammin July 28, 2016