Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

Girl Scaping

When a girl goe's out of her way to prepare herself for sex e.g Trimming, Waxing and Cleaning.

Man the other night my girl was girl scaping for a whole hour before I got home.

by Acesarehot October 15, 2010

Echino Scale

The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.

The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.

by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010

Pandora scaping

The act of selectively liking songs on a Pandora station so that it will only play songs of a very specific sub-genre.

Bro, that Snoop Dog song was the tits! Why didn't you like it?

I know dude, but that'd totally throw off my Afroman station!

Dude, quit your Pandora scaping and like the bloody song!

by JimnyCricket June 1, 2011

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

Spicy scale

A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.

1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups

14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail

How far are you on the spicy scale?

by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015

Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

by Gander Commander September 6, 2016