Scalpache

When someone’s head is extremely sore specifically the scalp. Also can be caused by savior fatigue.

I haven’t slept at all and my scalp is extremely sore I have a scalpache.

by Jack Hunckleberry August 13, 2020

Scalper

A person who purchases an item of limited availability to later sell it at a much larger price.

Tim: Hey Jim! Kim's got so much money to spend, any idea how he got it?
Jim: Kim is a dirty scalper, we don't talk to Kim anymore

by Jukub August 8, 2021

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016

cum drunk scallywag

a puddleslut that loves getting skullfucked

that cum drunk scallywag sure sucks a mean cock!

by axe88 November 23, 2016

scally wag

bald headed female with no hair at the top, back, or sides

kiesha shut up scally wag

by Princess E May 13, 2005

Scally

Origionaly used as the Liverpudlian term "Scally", this is a person (usualy between the age of 8 and 18) who lives in a lower class neighbourhood and has a low paied job (if any at all).

The scally will always dress in stolen sports-wear (e.g. Nike, Adidas, etc) and live in a run-down council house. Scallys are usualy seen loitering around sports shops, amusement arcades and fast food resteraunts - looking for a fight or something to steal.

The common sentence structure used by scallies can be closely compared to that of the American Redneck; often not being able to structure sentences longer than 5 words. The scally vocabulary range is always somewhat limited.

"eeer, no like, yer wana fight?"
"fookin doh-dee looooyk!"
"lets rob sum ciggies fellas"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003