sarcasm

Something that retards never get
It is great way to trick retards

A: I totally like your face

B: Really? thanks

A: F**king retard it was sarcasm

by Manmanmanmanmanman August 25, 2014

sarcasm typeset

putting winks ;) before and after what you are typing in a text message, IM, Tweet, or otherwise to communicate sarcasm.

The girl texted her friend in sarcasm typeset ;) I love waking up before 6am ;)

by tamifrommiami June 9, 2009

Sarcasm

When reading a book on sexual relations of the homosexual variety maybe confused with the word orgasm

After several minutes of heavy use Jevees had multiple sarcasms.

by Sir Fletch Man February 12, 2006

sarcasm

michael. yes. you, you heartless tall person.

me: "i can SO do 48 press ups without blacking out"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"

by *_sara_* February 10, 2008

Fluent in sarcasm

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014

Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009