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Sarcasm

Only the most effective way to irritate adults, or any authority figure for that matter. Sarcasm is the use of words or phrases that mean the opposite of the message that you are trying to convey.

Also useful for fighting against stupidity, e.g. "you think it's a good idea to go jump that guy but then say hey man it's just a prank". In this situation, sarcasm is the best possible response. You should say, "yeah, right", in the most painfully obvious way as to say that you are joking. This is because, due to sarcasm's rather contradictory and convoluted nature, you automatically get PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. The way you use plausible deniability in this context is that if your friend were to get away with it, people might say that you encouraged him by saying "yeah". However, you can claim that you were being sarcastic. On the flipside, however, if your friend were to get stabbed, you would claim sarcasm as to debunk any responsibility for your friend's new injuries.

Also commonly used when in a bad mood, to convey that you are upset but unwilling to talk about it, typically accompanied by eye rolling.
Person 1: "so, how was school"
Person 2: "just GREAT!" With such dramatic eye rolling that they may as well be wheels
Person 1: "I don't like your sarcasm"
Person 2: "what, the sarcasm I got from you?"
by Godly_Goose July 7, 2016
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Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.
Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016
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