Fluent in sarcasm

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014

Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011

Sarcasmic

Such brilliant use of sarcasm it brings on an orgasm

You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!

by cartee January 19, 2013

sarcasmdar

a portmanteau of "sarcasm" and "radar", refers to the ability to recognize sarcasm in conversation. Similar to the use of "gaydar" (the ability to recognize someone's homosexuality)

Guy 1: Miryssa's cute, but she's kind of a ditz.
Guy 2: I know. But it's hilarious when she thinks people are actually mad at her when they're just being sarcastic.
Guy 1: Yeah, her sarcasmdar is totally defective.

by TheBloss May 12, 2013

sarcasm-ception

Using so much sarcasm that you become unsure whether you are actually being sarcastic or not

Sarcasm-ception is quite self explanitory

by Killat0n March 10, 2014