Salute a Dependapotamus

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.

"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"

by TrashyPilot September 7, 2020

Salutatorian

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*

by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

21 gun salute shit

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

by BS Man February 23, 2006

Aussie salute

Brushing away flies with your hand.

Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.

"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

Sailor's Salute

You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.

I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.

by Nova_gnome February 28, 2009

Sable

A famous wisconsin teenager, who killed a another student in a drug related dispute and described the incident as "the kansas city shuffle". His name is now synonomous with the kansas city shuffle.

You hear about schwankie? Some crips gave him the Sable. Man, he shouldn't have looked left.

by J. Raws January 9, 2009

saluda

River in Columbia SC. Nice begginer white water river with some class II-IV rapids depending on level. It is dam controlled and NEVER gets enough water. The rocks by the Zoo are apparently the spot to go. But its way to overcrowded with drunk rednecks.

Man, I wish I was chillin on the Saluda right now.

by GalaxieWarrior September 27, 2005