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stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.
Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.
by Shahin January 31, 2005
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Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008
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COBRA STRIKE

An unflattering penis photo (i.e. limp, shrunken, shriveled, hairy) sent to a girl you just met to basically state that you don't give half a shit if you have sex with them or not but are open to it. Women respond surprizingly well or not at all. Invented by a college student in Hilo, Hawaii in 2011.
Charlette gave her number to Josh, a guy she just met at a party. She soon received a cell phone picture message, from Josh, of a limp dick and titled "COBRA STRIKE".
by Hurt_bitch_with_a_conscience October 13, 2011
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Stroker

A girlfriend that will not allow you to fuck her and is only willing to give you hand jobs.
Phil: Poor Tom, his gf doesn't let him bone
Bob: Yea she's a stroker
by Jisser August 30, 2009
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strike out

taking a hit from a bong,bubbler,roar,joint, or blunt than chugging a beer than drinking a shot all without letting the smoke out of your mouth
i got so fucked up from that "strike out" last nite.
by 2hottie August 27, 2006
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striper

Noun: nickname for a striped bass (Morone saxatilis), a game fish which frequents the Eastern shore regions of the United States and Canada.
Chuck almost lost the striper on his surf line, but nearby fishermen helped him land it.
by speedog June 13, 2010
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Down Syndrome Strikeout

when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.

Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout

Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?

Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010
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