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STFU

STFU= Shut The Fuck Up

When you want someone to keep quiet but can't say it aloud because you are out in public or your parents or your boss is there.
My girlfriend was annoying everybody with her constant meaningless chatter. Finally, I turned to her and said, "Jean, STFU."

I was walking down the street when the dogs behind the fence started to bark. I yelled, "STFU, STFU."
by Rust John Tommy Rude May 1, 2007
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To stand over some one; to scare and threaten some one
(standing infront of a person cracking your nuckles invoking fear in person at train station and them stepping back against fence) *next day*

"i hear you were trying to fucken staunch him at the station cracken your nuckles n shit"
by The accused June 23, 2004
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Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.
poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.
by delta1238 April 9, 2008
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STFU - Swim to france, ugly.

Often used when you want an ugly person to remove themselves from your view, subject to failure if used in france.
guy 1: STFU n00b
guy 2: but I can't swim.
by Kinky pinky April 4, 2005
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1) The messaging acronym for "Shut the fuck up."

2) The initials of the fictional organization "Scarf Team Freaks United"
Guy 1: OMGZ!!1!!eleven!!!! can i joinz teh stfu?!!?1?!?!?!!?
Guy 2: Stfu, n00b.
by Zizefia September 6, 2007
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a trademark submission move of WWE superstar and current WWE champion, John Cena
Bob: "Did you see Cena make Khali tap out to the STFU at Judgement Day 2007?"
Alex: "Yeah, that was totally amazing!!!!! He's the first to ever beat Khali!"
by Lisa Hawgood (Jadababiez) June 29, 2007
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How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
by Nark1331 November 17, 2009
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