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steam seam

1) The seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.

2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.

3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."
When I handed her the double-decaf soy latte, I didn't position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! I laughed 'cause I hated that cum dumpster...
by grindingbassline December 3, 2004
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steam pile

created when a dump is taken in cool weather
when the plumbing was out during thanksgiving i was forced to make a steam pile in the back yard
by captain steamer November 30, 2013
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steam boat

1. to be very highly intoxicated on copius amounts of alcohol, to the point where you can just manage to walk

2. a chant which is shouted by yourself and a group of friends when you are leaving the pub/club/bar and are walking down the street, after a heavy drinking session
1. ah man, me and the lads had a great night, we where so steam boat it took me 2 hours to walk half a mile home.

2. me and the lads where shouting "STEEEEEEAM BOOOOOAT" all night last light, and we woke some old lady up!!
by yogigypsy October 16, 2009
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Steam and beam

When an automobile is being driven by one licensed driver, and two American citizens have sexual intercourse in the backseat.
Driver: "Yo Chris, how's it going back there?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"
by Chris[BENNY]Justin October 1, 2008
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Steam Pool

(n): Hotbox

(v): to hotbox something

Used by Chillers and Stoners
Dude man, let's Steam pool your mom's car man!

We just created the greatest room for Steam pooling!

That Steam Pool got me so high!
by LopeDopeChiller June 21, 2010
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Steam The Clam

When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.
Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave
by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012
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STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
by Cwips February 15, 2004
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