spit and quit

When your too drunk to cum, you pull out and spit while moaning(from behind).

Cal: I was wasted, couldn't blow a load so I gave her the spit and quit so I could go to sleep.

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy March 4, 2014

Spit witch

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.

Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian

by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017

spit to start

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva

Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!

by Dom_Banks January 18, 2018

Spit a Kibble

Synonym for shart. Attempting to fart and getting a "bonus". The result of this missadventure is differentiated from the greased cheek or the wet/juicy fart by the increased substance of the expelled subject.

I put a little to much force behind that last fart and spit a kibble!

by FIATC February 1, 2009

spit valve

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth

"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."

by H2zZ December 9, 2004

Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

by ninjajosh October 16, 2008

Spit Pop

Sloppy wet oral sex. Includes spit saturated ball sack, as well as double fisted flute motion.

Chad: What happened last night with that chick?
Roland: Spit Pop son.
Chad: Damn, I'm jealous.

by Monteray Jack March 6, 2009