Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

by anonymous June 3, 2022

shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.

Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"

by signature January 14, 2008

Plus Size Emily

A girl who exchanges sexual favors to get into college or graduate school.

We caught her on her knees blowing the Dean's son. What a Plus Size Emily!!

Not to mention she's also a fatty fatty waffle girl, eww!

by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009

fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

by JenJen November 11, 2003

bra size

The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:

A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp

Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..

by Jemina110 June 18, 2013

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 25, 2006