The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.

I am...the shock master.

by x cvb May 9, 2018

state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time

Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic

by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

by bigmovie September 3, 2012

sun shock

your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.

i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!

that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!

by galby March 3, 2011

class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.

The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.

by wooptoo June 23, 2011

Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021