Shlong

big penis

Jesser has a big shlong

by sparecoochie123 October 29, 2020

Shlong

A big penis. Like very big. The biggest...

"Ay Man! Teriq, come look at this niggas FAT SHLONG!"
"..Bro, you ain't cappin."

by MeatSackAttack November 2, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017