The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.
by MorganIsSoWeird May 3, 2009
Get the Scorpius Malfoy mug.A member of the arachnid family, one of the oldest and most successful groups of animals on this planet. In fact, some think the first animal to leave the sea was an arachnid. Scorpions have lobster-like claws and a tail which arches forward over their backs, ends in a sting. It's that sting which means they are feared and detested, but in fact only a small minority of scorpions are dangerously venomous. Scorpions live in a variety of environments, from tropical to desert regions. As a rule, species with larger and stronger-looking pincers tend to be safer. For example, scorpions like the Emporer Scorpion, Black Forest Scorpion (a guest on 'Clive Anderson Talks Back') and Egyptian Gold Scorpion are safe to handle and are kept as pets. Meanwhile, the Death Stalker and Fat-tailed Scorpions (which have small, narrow pincers), are dangerously venomous. The earliest known scorpion fossils are something like 400 million years old. Two ancient scorpions, Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio, are thought to have each been a metre in length. Whenever I watch a scorpion, I can't help feeling I'm viewing the events of 400 million years ago.
An Emporer Scorpion called Spike, looked large and dramatic, was harmless to humans. Within in few years she had become a grandmother. RIP Spike, and her family, the last of whom died a couple of years ago
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Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.
by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005
Get the scorpion whip mug.Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.
*Scorpion Men scramper by*
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
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Extremely attractive, blonde-haired Slytherin who hangs around with Albus Severus Potter (son of Harry) and is Desperatley In Love with Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione).
Jinxes everyone he lays eyes on so that their legs stick together.
Is also known to fly on a broomstick
Extremely attractive, blonde-haired Slytherin who hangs around with Albus Severus Potter (son of Harry) and is Desperatley In Love with Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione).
Jinxes everyone he lays eyes on so that their legs stick together.
Is also known to fly on a broomstick
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