Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.
by Fearman November 25, 2007
Get the scientology mug.Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through the scientific method and concerned with the physical world and its phenomena.
THAT'S what science is. I don't know where you people are getting the idea that it has anything to do with fascism/communism/whatever.
by Party Pooper April 2, 2005
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Technically this word is a mishmash of latin and greek:
Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge
and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)
Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.
Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:
Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge
and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)
Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.
Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:
Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Ron: I just made up a word for my rip-off religion, it's "Scientology" from the ancient words for knowledge and study.
Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...
Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???
Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?
Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...
Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???
Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?
Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
by The Grinstead Courier December 28, 2005
Get the Scientology mug.ECS is the absolutely most boring class imaginable. It is taught by a woman named Ms Woster who looks like she has come back from the dead, and she literally sucks the life out from you like a dementor. The class causes many of the students to have suicidal thoughts because they want to escape the pain. The class is one of the many required tortuous classes at Ursuline Academy of Death. If a student survives the school, she is most likely able to survive the harsh real world.
by gurlyyy December 2, 2011
Get the Exploring Computer Science mug.Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008
Get the [This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] mug.another term for clam chowder.
Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.
Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.
by sarahsarah April 13, 2008
Get the scientologist stew mug.1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.
2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.
2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
Guy 2: I know.
2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
by Eric August 25, 2006
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