Scalpgasm

The feeling you get when your scalp gets scratched for the first time in a long time. Similar to an orgasm, but you almost fall asleep.

Fortunate person: Out of nowhere, she gave me a scalpgasm.

by mr.cero March 5, 2009

Richter Scale

Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.

"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Gingrich Scale

The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.

Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)

Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?

Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.

by Woolfey July 30, 2009

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

salpica

salpica is when you tell someone to back up off you in SPANISH SLANG. salpica is when water touches hot oil like when your cooking un bistec and water falls on the manteca (oil) it pops or sprinkles on you salpica is the word for that so it means to get the hell away from me it's a cuban word used alot in little havanna or lil havanna and hialeah

oye al me el favor y SALPICA del lado mio.

by Jenny Toledo February 23, 2009

Lol Scale

Lol Scale

A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.

Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.

"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"

"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."

by ThoMoz August 21, 2009

Scallamanga

Name given to a third nipple, or a person with a third nipple.

Ad "Hey check out my thrd nipple"
Ash "Scallamanga!!!"

by Bashers June 13, 2009