samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

Samsquatch

A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"

Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.

by polopoly November 10, 2008

samsam

To be a slapper slut whore and a dirty sloppy one at that.

Goddamnit, she was one helluva samsam

by Hodgy x May 13, 2003

Samsung

one who helps us come

samsung means to come

by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! April 10, 2004

samsung sam

hottest things on earth
1. samsung sam (69420° C)
2. earth's core (5200° C)

OMG SO HOT OMG

I COOM HELP *cooms* 😫😫😫

AGHH FACK

samsung sam so hot wtf 😳😳

by sassyboka June 3, 2021