true sadness

when you accidentally kill your minecraft dog

guy 1: i accidentally killed my minecraft dog D:
guy 2: that... is true sadness.

by why am i still alive June 12, 2019

aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.

"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

Solar Sands

Hottest man alive

Person 1: Ayo is that Solar Sands?
Person 2: *fucking melts*

by Sinixter August 15, 2022

the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

by kantalupa March 10, 2009

Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

Project Management Sadness (PMS)

PMS is a medical condition related to stress, the condition causes project managers to excrete a stinky mucus like film from the pores of their skin. This condition has been known to effect other species such as construction managers and business managers, and is particularly bad in relation to project management trainee's and administrative staff.

(1) The office trailer stinks like Project Management Sadness (PMS).
(2) Stay home from work if you have PMS, it's contagious and spreads through email.
(3) Stay away from Primavera P6, studies have shown that it can lead to severe cases of PMS.

by Cheese_Sandwich1985 December 9, 2019