rused

to be the victim of a trivial humorous deception, to ride the ruse cruise
used by trolls mocking the internet culture of shitpiles like reddit to ascend to a way3meta5me level of troll

le 9gag user: do you like the narutos?
le reddit user: jajaja
le 9gag user: what is your favorite naruto?

le reddit user: anime is for jerks

le 9gag user: wtf????
le reddit user: wow I le epicly rused you XDXDXDXDdXDDXDDXxd
le 9gag user: omgf ive just been rused!! xfddd

by cantbreakthosecuffs May 19, 2014

Rusty Cliff

When a girl sharts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Jeremiah was having anal sex with Kayla, when all of a sudden she gave him a rusty cliff.

by Rusty Cliff January 9, 2015

Rustle My Jimmies

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.

Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."

by Carlos-a-16 December 12, 2012

Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"

1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.

by max nova July 4, 2009

Rusty Maraca

A Rusty Maraca is the female version of a Rusty Trombone

After she got done giving me a rusty trombone i was inclined to give her a rusty maraca

by papercut05201 December 14, 2009

Rusty pour

Although appropriate wine glassware or any drinking cup can probably hold up to 12 ounces of wine, most pour a standard 4-6 ounces to swirl and enjoy the wine and aroma. A Rusty pour is filling the glass up to its full potential for maximum drinking efficiency.

We are walking down to the Casina, give me a Rusty pour of the Opus One to hold me over for awhile.

by AmyandJack January 18, 2010

Rust&Dust

Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.

At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011