Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Rube Machine

A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.

Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"

Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"

Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"

by tmullins181 December 13, 2010

Ruben

That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around. Trust me.

"Wow i wish i could be a Ruben"

by anonymous December 30, 2020

rubbered

(scottish / dundonian ) To be ignored or not noticed intentionally or unintentionally

"oh my god you have just been rubbered!" "rubbered mate!"

by frbs August 8, 2009

rubber gasket

Giving a blow job while wearing a condom. Referring to the phrase "blowing a gasket", the actual act of blowing while wearing a rubber as well as the explosion that takes place.

-"Hey did you give him a rubber gasket?"
-"No. But I did blow a gasket."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

rubber daddy

slang term for a dildo sex toy or a vibrator

Tuesday night is lezzie night-Mary and Suzie are gonna break out the rubber daddy and the astroglide

by moonlightingdaddy December 21, 2008

rubber banding the moment

When a bunch of people are done joking on a subject, and one person tries to get in that last joke.

yeah,yeah, i remembered when he wore high waters! Dude the joke was over 2 minutes ago you're rubber banding the moment

by juco September 2, 2009