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johnny rotten

by Hater November 29, 2003
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Rouce

Rouce- The singular of rice, just like the singualar of mice is mouse
There is only a rouce in here, we've been ripped off.
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Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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Rooter-toot

I thought it was a rooter-toot, but it was a shart!
by Jettblackk May 28, 2023
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Rag rooter

The practice of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her periods.
Guy 1- "Hey mate, I just rag rooted your mother"
Guy 2- "Holy shit, you're a filthy rag rooter!"
by Jamie Brittle March 31, 2007
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Rottenbutter

Destroyer of lives, conqueror of planets, devourer of souls, Anivide moderator, and winner of the of the intercity bake-off seven years running, Rottonion P. Buttersworth III, better known as Rottenbutter, is the scourge of the known universe, exceeding God in every way.
All hail the great and powerful Rottenbutter! Hopefully he'll kill us quickly and painlessly!
by ulrichvonlichtenschtein December 16, 2011
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routermonkey

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007
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