roger the shrubber

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.

(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"

by aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr first mate October 28, 2005

Rogered

To get fucked in the arse, to be buggered.

Joe had a sore arse from being rogered the night before!

"Wish he'd remembered the lube last night!"

by Shadenfreude72 February 11, 2012

Rogers

A monopolistic GSM cell phone carrier (Also known as Robbers) in Canada that abuses and gouges consumers with their absurd and ridiculous pricing. Laugh when criticized and raise phone prices higher as a result. Instead of offering customers with more competitive rates, they raise prices because of their might, power and monopolistic ways.


Also accredited with killing the imminent iPhone launch in Canada with their terrible and unfair plans.
An example as follows(which is quite uncompetitive considering the marketing BS they pull all the time):

- $60/month. 150 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 400 MB Data, 75 SMS sent
- $75/month. 300 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 750 MB Data, 100 SMS sent
- $100/month. 600 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 1 GB Data, 200 SMS sent
- $115/month. 800 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 2 GB Data, 300 SMS sent

Idiot: I just signed on with Rogers for three years and got the new iPhone!!!
Random Guy: Wow you got screwed by Robbers.... They need to fund the Blue Jays somehow...

Customer: Wow! Robbers just sent me a bill for $1,002, 232 because I "overused" data....

by ultran00b July 6, 2008

Roger Ebert

To call someone a Roger Ebert is to say that they are a naive pompous asshat with no credibility. It is most often used to describe people who spout their opinion on subjects they know little to nothing about.

This slang term became increasingly popular when the Pulitzer prize winning film critic declared that "video games can never be art," all while stubbornly refusing to play any of the great games of the medium. He found it unnecessary to experience an art form before denouncing its entire artistic merit.

"You hate the book, but you just said you never read it - way to pull a Roger Ebert."

by Sander_Cohen April 22, 2010

Rogelio

Rogelio is a very cute intelligent young man his smile give you a fuzzy feeling inside and is very funny he can be mean at times but you can make up with him very easily

Rogelio is a very good boy

by Dbvcdti November 26, 2018

Dirty Roger

A guy who gets videotaped fucking a cougar in the shower.

Did you see that dirty roger on pornhub?

by Dictionary705 April 4, 2020

Roger Moore

Actor. TV = The Saint, a psuedo-James Bond. Movies = the REAL James Bond of the 1970's and early 80's. The funniest James Bond. You Roger Moore haters take Bond too seriously (watch Cannonball Run). Also great REAL action (Live & Let Die / The Spy Who Loved Me) -- no computer generated graphics.

Also American slang name, ie, Roger = penis, Moore = MORE. Therefore, Roger Moore = HUGE COCK, or a man with one.

SEXY SLUT: I fucked John Holmes during Spring Break.

FOXY CHICK: How was it?

SEXY SLUT: He has a Roger Moore, and he knows how to use it.

FOXY CHICK: Double-O Aych! Mind if I hit on that James Blonde?

SEXY SLUT: Go for it Babe!

by Boobylicious Baby July 25, 2006